A Little Humour

An elderly man walks into a confessional.
The following conversation ensues: Man:
“I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.
Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking.
We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
Man: “What […]

Watch The Drummer

No really. Watch the drummer, he’s definitely a star!

What Will Hollywood Do Now?

He said snarkily as he read the following story with dread.
A dangerous drug-resistant bacterial infection has been showing up in a small number of patients who undergo face-lifts, doctors reported on Monday.
OMG!
The horror! The humanity!
Something must be done. Don’t you realize that the Oscar’s and the Emmy’s are at stake here? Quick, […]

When I Get A Dog

I’ve got to get one of these.

Obama’s Now A Jew?

While I don’t normally like or link to much stuff by the huffpo, this piece on Obama’s true religion really hit’s the spot.
Buffeted by criticism of his controversial Christian pastor while continuing to quell rumors that he is a Muslim, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) took a bold step today to settle questions about his religious […]

Wordless Wednesday… And Now For Something Completely Different

More Wordless Wednesday

Oddly, They Match

I get a word of the day emailed to me. And this is what I got today: Word of the Day: Numen (noun). Hmmm, you pronounce it just like the name Newman. Of course when I hear newman I think of, well, Newman!

Here’s the definition as given to me.
Definition: (1) The spirit, driving force or […]