a dog-eared town

He said snarkily as he read the following story with dread.

A dangerous drug-resistant bacterial infection has been showing up in a small number of patients who undergo face-lifts, doctors reported on Monday.

OMG!

The horror! The humanity!

Something must be done. Don’t you realize that the Oscar’s and the Emmy’s are at stake here? Quick, where’s a hollywood person to organize a protest. No wait, we need a concert to raise money and awareness because, this shall not stand!