a dog-eared town

Those never ever happen.

Unofficial primary results gave Obama no votes in nearly 80 districts, including Harlem’s 94th and other historically black areas

To borrow a quote from Monty Python, “Bring out your dead!”

But don’t worry, the great state of New York is on the case and they’ll find the culprit.

“Some initial tallies had zeros, but it was most likely due to human error. Those were unofficial numbers, and no confirmed results have been released yet.”

Ah yes, the horrible human error. And don’t forget, those numbers that Billary have been trumpeting, just unofficial numbers. There hasn’t been anything official.

In a predominantly black Brooklyn district for which Clinton was given credit for a 118-0 victory on Primary Night, the Board of Elections’ latest figures indicate that she may not even come out the winner - Obama currently has 116 votes to her 118.

Hell of a human error. Somehow missed at least 116 ballots for the person opposing the junior senator from the state. I mean, seriously, I’m supposed to believe that was human error and a mistake and not something deliberately? Of course there’s no fraud going on… and I have a bridge to sell too.